Star Letter

Dear Lesley

Who are you?

Curious, West Country

Dear Curious

I have been asked to autograph a water melon, to open a gay nightclub, to marry a man 40 years my junior and to judge a village dog show. I have been asked my opinion on issues ranging from global warming to opaque leggings and I have been driven about the country by a chauffeur/bodyguard. I am the answer in a pub quiz and Ozzie Osbourne and I were in competition to appear on a television show. Ozzie won. I have had a bath in a living room in front of some four million people and I have been shot at by Serbian soldiers - though not at the same time. I cannot swim or ride a bike or cook but I make the best baked cheesecake in the world. I always keep other people's secrets but never my own. I love Spike Milligan, Mr Brain, Sandi Toksvig and chorizo with scallops. Not always in that order. I am happy to answer any questions sent to me through the contact page. I am unhampered by knowledge.

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